I forgive you, Mack Brown

Ahhh, Texas. It's been a while since we've seen those boys. Let's see when was that? Oh yeah, 2005 Big XII championship game. How'd that turn out?


Oh that's right. With the UT blowout (final score 70-3) well underway, Texas continued to blitz Joel Klatt in a murderous rage until, at last, they ended his storied CU career with this concussing blow to the jaw.

Really, no hard feelings. What's a little battery acid in an open, organs spilling out wound among friends right? Bygones.

I seek not revenge. Dan Hawkins has taught me to love my brother, turn the other cheek, and of course to seek not the target but to become the bow. I asked Hawk how the injustice that felled Joel Klatt can go unpunished. Guru Dan, paused, inhaled deeply and spake these words that I shall never forget and never comprehend - "The universe is a circle. Justice is nowhere and justice is everywhere." He smelt strongly of weed and musky BO.

So, gentle Buffalo follower, please come to old Folsom Field on Saturday night. Seek out a burnt orange clad visitor, embrace him, and tell him that you forgive him. Remind him that the universe is indeed a circle and wish him a full recovery from the unnecessarily malicious blitzing concussion that will one day scramble his gray matter. Then, if possible, pants him.