Thursday, October 04, 2007

Haikus for the Baylor/CU game

This week calls for the Buffs to travel to Waco, Texas to take on the Baylor Bears. It's a critical conference game in the suddenly wide-open Big XII. I'm sure that our Zen master coach is motivating the troops with some topical haiku. Imagine if you will what those versus might be like...

Toothless Bears they aren't
Vanquished our Buffs last two tries
Not again, Waco

Guy Morriss - two s-es
Weird ass spread offense he runs
T-Wheat'll have 3 pickss

Favorite flick, Star Wars
Cody-Luke, Dizon-Solo
Hugh's R2-D2

Young Kai Maiava
Samoan, fierce and hairy
Pancake block you, bro

Smash-mouth football guys
My bad haircut matters not
It's D-1 football!!

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