What in the name of Buddha just happened? Where... where was the powerful offensive line and prolific rushing attack? How did CSU (CSU!) muster a deep passing attack against our D chock full of future NFL defensive backs? And who, who calls a long left sweep on 4th and inches?
If you're like me, your head is spinning and you consult a higher power on what to do now...
The other thing Bluto taught me: to be humble in victory and magnanimous in defeat. And it is in that spirit that I congratulate Steve Fairchild and the CSU football team who absolutely out-played and out-coached my Buffaloes. Respect, gentlemen, respect.
Sadly, however, Bluto's second law will certainly not be followed by the CSU fans. No, if history has taught me anything it's that those fuckwits will be insufferable pricks for the next 364 days.
But keep a stiff upper lip, Buff alums. Turn the other cheek and take solace in having attended a a superior university which has featured:
- 6 Nobel laureates
- 1 Supreme Court Justice
- 17 astronauts
- various Tony/Emmy/Oscar winners
- 1 Heisman Trophy winner
- and 1 National Championship in Football
Yes friends, let these accomplishments sustain you through these dark days. Don't be afraid to enumerate these tidbits to your CSU friends.
"These are facts that comfort me in the wake of a humiliating lose. Tell me something, Rammie. When you lose, as you so often do, what comforts you?"Enjoy the ensuing silence.
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You can also take comfort in the fact that your buddy Eric's Mississippi State team beat Jackson State the night before.
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