Bizarro World

Friends of the Buffaloes,

You know, it's a pity that I am not more studied in all things Star Wars because this seems the perfect week to do a Jabba the Hut caricatured...
But alas, my Star Wars tank is empty. Feel free to write your own episode!

Anyway....

Bizarro World. That's what this year's college football world is. At the time of this writing...
* Appalachian State has beaten Michigan (sorry Rob, Mitch, Kip)
* Stanford has beaten USC (congratulations Eric, Daphne, Lane)
* The rebuilding Buffs have beaten Oklahoma (sorry Timolyn, congratulations everyone else)
* Kentucky has beaten LSU
* Oregon State has beaten Cal (sorry Carolyn)
* Nebraska is in a tailspin (congratulations righteousness)
* The current Top 10 includes these scalawags - South Florida, South Carolina and Kentucky
* Arizona State is alone atop the Pac-10
* The 2 major Kansan universities are a combined 10-2
* The University of Kansas is the #15 team in the country

What in the name of Bo Schembeckler is going on here!?

The historically pathetic Kansas football program is currently 6-0 and on the inside track for the Big XII North title. Stop the madness! It's time to set some things right and that's just what the Buffs will do on Saturday. It will go like this...

Hey diddle, diddle, we're comin' up the middle! And around the end and off tackle! That's right, the Buffs are going to run, run, run the ball and force Kansas to try to stop Hugh and Demitrius. And that's when we hit 'em with Josh Smith (J-Fly) on the deep route. We're gonna light those Jay-chickens up!

Defensively, we must get after that fantastic QB Reesing. He's mobile and he throws a great ball. But as goes Reesing so go the 'Hawks and therefore Reesing must go down! Dizon tracks him down on a rollout - POW! Wheatley blind-sides him on a corner blitz - BAM! Down goes Reesing, down goes KU. Buffs back in the hunt for the Big XII North! Glory, glory Colorado.

Oh yeah, and there will be steaks too. Yum...