Season Over

Well my friends, it was a rough one. Rebuilding is brutal but none of us expected 2-10. Thank goodness it's over.

In terms of immediate concerns, let's all cheer for OU in the Big XII Championship game. I want those damned Huskers to lose and lose badly. Don't bring that "support the division" crap. Anyone who thinks that we should have loyaly to a division, conference or whatever just is not paying attention. It does the Buffs no good whatsoever to have a North team (other than us, of course) win the Conference. As a matter of fact it does us some harm since it would strengthen the very team that we will need to beat next year to win the conference ourselves (more on that later). So shut up about that, OK?

Next issue - recruiting. The Buffs need a really solid class filling areas of need. For the most part, Hawk and staff are doing that. Lot's of O-linemen (including the best player in the state, Ryan Miller) have signed with us which is key. We also landed a couple of good QBs including a JC transfer. However, the one area that is the thinnest currently (WR) has not yet been addressed in recruiting. The good news is, the coaching staff won't be "distracted" during the month of December with silly things like conference championship games and bowl berths and will therfore have plenty of time to recruit some great receivers.

So relax Buff fans. Your suffereing is now over for this year. Take some time off to focus on other things like, I don't know, your job and family. Come back rested next year ready for the Buffs to improve significantly, eclipse .500, and make it back into the post season. The road to a confernce championship is likely many years long but we'll get back there. We will.

The Corn Bowl

FOTBs,

Look, facts are facts. We don't like Nebraska and they don't like us. Although in our case, the reasons for disliking NU are well understood and justified. In their case, they hate us because we have beautiful women, a future, command over the English language and this evil "blogging" technology which surely is the work of Satan or the Democrats and what's the difference anyway...

The point is that Friday's game will be a big damned blood feud. Both teams wanting to exact a pound of flesh and claim bragging rights for one year. To the victor go the spoils whatever that means.

I, like all Buffs, would just hate losing to the Huskers. Yet I must admit that they are likely to kick our butts. They have a solid, talented team which is clearly on the rise. They will play in the Big XII champioship game next week and good bowl after that. The Buffs on the other hand are 2-9 with no bowl game on the horizon. A pitiful season nearly mercifully over...

But wait, faithful. Know this - the road to Buffaloe salvation goes through Stinkin' Lincoln. We will bring every last ounce of emotion, every last bit of energy to the game on Friday. We may go down, but we'll do so having fired every last bullet in our gun. And we will walk off that field with our heads held high - win or lose.

In many ways, it's a no lose situation for the Buffs. Everyone expects us to lose. So if we do, we merely meet expectations. But if we win? Oh brother! If we win, we're the Corn Bowl Champs with heaps of mometum going into next year. NU is utterly humilated by losing - at home - to a 2-9 team one week before going to the conference champioship game. Husker confidence is so rattled that they lay a turd in KC and lose to Texas 70-3 (eery isn't it?) and similarly collapse in the bowl game before spending the off-season searching for answers. And every night they'll cry themselves to sleep knowing that it was the Buffs who once again knocked the Corn Express off the tracks and into the ditch.

And that is why we play this game, friends. For the chance to exact pain on a much deserving cult of Corn. Delicious, isn't it?

Happy Thanksgiving. Give thanks that you were born a Buff.

GO BUFFS!
Buffalover

The greatest college football game of our generation (except for the 1990 Orange Bowl, of course)

Look, I know that this is supposed to be a blog about the Buffs. But the Buffs are off this weekend while preparing to humiliate the Huskers next week. And there just so happens to be a little game being played tomorrow that is, shall we say, "interesting." Michigan v. Ohio State.

Hey, I hate the over-hyped events just as much as the next guy. But I think it's safe to say that it's difficult to overstate the magnitude of this particular game. Consider this:
1) The UM/OSU rivalry is unquestionably the best in college sports and an argument can be made that it's the best in American sports - period.
2) OSU is #1 and UM is #2 in every poll and in the BCS rankings. The number 3 team (USC) is as distant as you can get at this level.
3) It's the last game that either of these teams will play before the bowl season. Meaning in all likelihood the Fiesta Bowl will feature the winner of this game and some controversial one-loss team. So in essence, tomorrow's game is the real national championship game.

I don't care if you have no interest or allegiance to either of these schools - this is a must watch event. And while you are must-watching it, may I suggest that you root for Michigan. I have my own biases towards Michigan which some of you share. But even if you are technically neutral, I have one unarguable reason why you will root for the Blue. OSU wears red. You are a Buff fan and therefore you and leading scientists agree that people who wear red are simply more evil than people who don't. So strike a mighty blow against evil by pulling for the Wolverines tomorrow.

Go Blue!
Buffalover

Victory # 2

Fantastic. Let us savor the taste of victory. During a season in which it has been far too hard to come by, winning really has never been more sweet. The last home game of the season found the Buffs hitting on all cylinders for just the second time of the season. The result - a dominating, delightful win.

This one ensures us that that this season will not go down in the record book as the worst (though it's close). It also gives us some confidence and some momentum going into the final game of the season... but we'll save that discussion for another day.

Today, enjoy it. Think about the seniors who have endured so much. And think about how fun the climb back up the hill is going to be.

Clobber the 'Clones

Friends of the Buffaloes,

Last Saturday was a day to remember. Beautiful weather, unobstructed Flatirons view, good friends and tasty lobsters. A perfect fall Boulder afternoon. Definitely a privilege and an honor to behold.

What's that you say? The game was painful? Awful? Disappointing? Miserable? Well, buck up little Buffalo soldiers, better times are ahead. Sure, this is the worst season in over 20 years but let me tell you something. Never EVER forget who you are. You are a Buff and attending games at Folsom Field is not simply your duty, it's an honor and a privilege. Take the word of the guy who lives half a world away and still made it to two games this year.

Furthermore, every painful loss that the Buffs have endured this year is just fuel. Explosive fuel for a Buffalo time bomb that will someday ignite with the power and the fury to blow apart the world of college football and unleash hell upon our rivals. The day is coming, my friends and we will rejoice in the rhapsody of the faithful and the righteous. Oh yes, the day is coming...

And that day, might just be Saturday at Folsom Field where the Buffs will square off against the Iowa State Cyclones. So be sure to exercise your right and privilege of taking your friends and loved ones out for one last view of the 2006 Buffs. The day is coming.

Go Buffs!
Buffalover

Bugs, butter, beer & Buffs

(from Oct 23)

Friends of the Buffaloes,

We may not be knocking off opponents as well as we once did, but I'll wager that we can still do serious damage to some live Maine lobsters. It's nearly that time of year again, and our friend Hamid is fixing to import a batch of our favorite crustaceans. So consider this your official invitation for the annual Lobsterfest to be held on November 4th at the hallowed B-School parking lot. Send your RSVPs by Thursday this week to ensure a bug to call your own. $15 dollars per lobster head including butter, bread, salad and beer.

Send head count number to Hamid.

Several special guests from near and far will be attending this big event so don't miss it. Oh yeah, and there's a football game too.

CU pronto,
Buffalover


(From Nov 3)
FOTBs,

This event of which you've all been notified is just several hours away. By now, you've reserved your lobster and are counting the minutes until you can tear into it's tender flesh much as the Buffaloes are preparing to tear through Kansas State Wildcats!

Hamid and Shannon will arrive bright and early to prepare this special meal for your enjoyment. Game begins at 1:30, bugs served between 11 and 12, tailgate begins at 10. And I assure you that the B-school parking lot is open and grass fields are available for your enjoyment.

CU Saturday,
Buffalover

Victory

It happened. Karma finally kicked in. The glimpses that we've seen all season of who these Buffs could be have finally been realized.

Let's be clear. The Buffs dind't merely beat Texas Tech on Saturday, they kicked their ass. They dominated both sides of the ball from wire to wire. And save for one mistake that turned into a long scoring play, we shut out one of the most prolific offenses in the country. Special teams were special again. Hugh and the rest of the stable were spectacular. The defense made big plays and got take-aways.

And it was all done without a single Buff penalty. Mind-boggling.

So things ae looking up. I won't declare that the Buffs are back just yet. But we have indeed crossed an important chasm, and it feels great. Enjoy it, friends.

Ralphie to Run Rough-shod over Red Raiders?

Friends of the Buffaloes,

Due.

That's the term they use for a team that is, statistically speaking, on the verge of a major tun of events. And that is what our Buffs are now - due. Due for a breakout game by a wide receiver. Due for a game-changing long field goal. Due for a punt return for a TD. Due for a defensive takeaway that produces a touchdown. Due for a 150 rushing day by Hugh Charles. Due for a mistake free performance. Due for victory!

"But Buffalover," you say, "how can the 0-6 Buffs possibly beat Texas Tech who has that prolific passing offense?" Glad you asked. The answer may surprise you - a productive Buff rushing attack. That's right, the Buffs have been running the ball very well and expect that to improve further this week. By doing so, the Buffs will produce long clock-killing drives that keep the Tech offense off of the field. And furthermore, that Buff rush attack will finally start producing TDs. With a Buff lead on the scoreboard, Tech will be pressing and will make mistakes... Abe Wright sacks QB - fumble! Fearsome blitz causes throw to go awry - Terrence Wheatley pick, he's fast, TD! But Tech battles back, gets some points, makes it close. Then Mason Crosby comes in for a game winning, clock expiring 70 yard field goal! Demons vanquished. Buffaloes win. Harmony restored to the Flatirons. Relief.

So that's how it will play out, faithful. Be sure not to miss the moment when karma kicks in. Schlep yourself and the kids out to dear old CU this Saturday. Enjoy tasty food and beverages and savor the flavor of a much deserved Buffalo victory!

Go Buffs!
Buffalover

Buffs & Bears

(From October 5th)

Friends of the Buffaloes,

A very wise man once said... "Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is interesting. What they conceal is vital!" Who was that wise man? Plato.

And if Plato were here today he would surely remark that while the Buffs are currently 0-5, they are the best 0-5 team in the country! At which point Plato would be punched in the face.

But you know what? Our bloody-faced Plato is right. Now I'm not saying that we're a good team. Not a polished product. But I must point out that our boys, in the midst of a rebuilding year, are giving everyone they play a tough time. We are not getting blown out by anyone. And we're actually just a handful of plays away from being 5-0 right now.

Sure we've got our problems, but these Buffs "Never Give In" and neither should you, friends. This week's match-up brings the Baylor Bears to town. These same Bad News Bears beat the Buffs in their last meeting 3 years ago. The good and the bad news is that that game is no longer in the record books as "most embarrassing loss ever." But what's important is that we have an opportunity to avenge that loss and turn around this lousy season by going out and beating the tar out of those guys.

So come on out to campus on Saturday, tailgate wherever it is that you people tailgate these days, rekindle that camaraderie and support your Buffs!

Go Buffs!
Buffalover

Buffs vs Tigers review

0 and 5. Ouch. Well it's been evident since the first game that this could happen. And it has. Let's talk.

Mizzou is a good team. They have a great young quarterback in Chase Daniel and he had a good day against the Buffs - and every other team he's played this year. If the Buffs turn it around, they could contend for the Big XII North title again. But, let's be honest, that's not likely. In which case, I gotta say, I'm now pulling for Mizzou. What's not to like? They wear Black and Gold, Bill McCartney is an alum and they aren't Nebraska. Go Tigers!

So enough stalling, let's talk about the game...

What I liked:

The offense clearly had it's best game of the season. BJax makes solid progress each week which is heartening. Hugh Charles looks like he's got jets strapped to his feet. The line is blocking well even without Mark Fenton (maybe better than with Fenton?). And we're starting to see some vertical passing game - the 68 yarder to Dusty was sweet.

I know that many won't agree but I also like that we're going for it on 4th down. It's not working, of course, but I like the idea. It's that kind of season and we need to take chances and we are. So that's cool.

After struggling early, the D came up with big stops and turnovers (was actually robbed of a 3rd INT they should have had). In general the D is still playing well enough to keep us in games.

What I didn't like :

Though, as noted, the offense has improved and is putting together some good drives... well, they are just not getting it done in key situations. The afore-mentioned 0 and 5 on 4th down is a clear example. And, folks, we aren't much better on 3rd down. Yikes. This trend has to break our way eventually but, damn, it's bad right now.

The special teams are just a mess. Our punt returns are abysmal. The punting and punt coverage isn't much better. Crosby might win us a game this year, but right now we can't even utilize him becasue we just need touchdowns.

And although, as I said, the defense is keeping us in games, the Mizzou game was their worst showing of the season. Sure hope the wheels aren't coming off of that bus.

What's next?:

Ah Baylor. Surely the cure for a team in the midst of a losing streak, right? Whoops, Baylor doesn't suck as much this year. And, oh by the way, last time we played them we lost (3 years ago). Boy, that sure was embarrassing. I mean, not as bad as losing to Montana State but still...

But stick with your Buffs, friends. They are 0-5 and there is a possibility that they might not win a game this year. But I tell you what - this team fights. They have played every game tough. They are bringing it in every game. They have many problems but lack of guts and heart is not one of them. I love them for that. And I'll keep bringing it every week too.

Now, let's take it to those damned Bears!

It's on in the Big XII

The Buffs kick off their conference schedule this week at Mizzou. What better time for us to change our losing ways than now? The defense has been great all year and the offense is improving at a hyperbolic rate - though admittedly from a pretty grim starting point.

Don't be surprised if the Buffs come out and beat a very good Tiger team on Saturday. Though I'm sure that Vegas will be picking MU to win big. That's why everyone hates Vegas. That and the heat. And the moral decay. And those goddamned blinking lights...

Buffs are better

Hey, our team is 0-4. They lost to a Divsion 1-AA team, they lost to CSU, they lost to ASU and now to Georgia. It's safe to say, we are not good. However, in a rebuilding year with a new coach, what you want to see is improvement week to week. And my, oh my, are we seeing improvement.

The Buffs went into Athens Georgia today and very, very nearly stole one from #9 UGA. The defense has been solid all year and gives us a chance to win each week. The offense is noticeably improving each week. And what's really noteworthy is that that offense is improving versus increasingly good competion. Georgia is believed to have one of the finest Ds in college football yet the Buffs had their best game against them. On the road.

Some say there are no such things as moral victories. But in a season like this, that's just not true. The Buffs had one today. Don't be surprised if this ends up being the turning point for our Buffs. And it's happening just as the Big XII schedule is about to commence.

Stay tuned, friends of the Buffaloes. It's going to continue to be interesting.